Guy Hires Prostitute, Pretends To Be a Cop To Get Money Back
Scumbag Steve of the month goes to a 27-year-old winner named Johnnie M. Shingler. The Harrisburg man saw an ad for sex on a local site, so he... Read More
View ArticleCanadian Woman Saves Ducks; Kills People
Emma Czornobaj was recently found guilty of criminal negligence causing death after exiting her car on a highway in order to rescue some... Read More
View ArticleSaudi Man Killed By Donkey He Was Trying To Have Sex With
A Saudi Sheikh man wanted to have some alone time with his donkey. He tied the animal to his bumper, pulled down his pants, and prepared to... Read More
View ArticleAwful Mother Hangs Up On Cop Because It Was Her Turn To Dance
And in Florida news... 29-year-old Bobbey Jo Boucher is a terrible mom. Why? Well her 10-year-old daughter had been missing for hours and... Read More
View ArticleFlorida Man Passes Out While Robbing Home
This is Dion Davis. He is not a smart man. Why? Well for starters this picture was taken by police who are currently sharing it on their... Read More
View Article2 Female Teachers May Go To Jail For Having A Threesome With Student
Destrehan High School in Louisiana is making headlines after two female teachers got boinked by a 16-year-old. 24-year-old Rachel Respess, and... Read More
View ArticleAnother Idiot Gets Owned By a Tiger
Two weeks ago a 22-year-old fell into the Tiger Sanctuary at National Zoological Park Delhi when he tried to throw rocks at the animals. He was... Read More
View ArticleFlorida Stripper Attacks Boyfriend With Axe Because He Ignored Her
34-year-old Tammy Hiser is a stripper from Florida with a firm ass, face for radio, and a big heart. Just kidding on that last one, she's awful.... Read More
View ArticleThief Caught Because He Left His DNA Inside A Teddy Bear
A 38-year-old man from Darwen, UK is in hot water today after he himself unleashed some hot fluids....Into a teddy bear. A property owner in... Read More
View ArticleFemale Varsity Soccer Coach Sends Entire Team His Snap Chat Dick Video
My hair is grey but my balls are shaved. There are screw ups, there are colossal f*ck ups, and there blunders so big they're off the scale. This... Read More
View ArticleWisconsin Man Arrested For Molesting People In Haunted House
After you've seen a good deal of haunted houses, they kind of stop being scary. We may have found one in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin that is... Read More
View ArticleFlorida Fatty Too Large To Fit In Cop Car
The Volusia County sheriff's department was called to handle a domestic violence report near Jutland Street in Deltona. A 42-year-old unnamed... Read More
View ArticleDrunk Guy Tries To Eat His DWI Results
When the odds are stacked against you, go big or go home. That's what 43-year-old Kenneth Desormes did after New York police brought him in for a... Read More
View ArticleHusband Beats The Crap Out Of Her, and She Pays The Fine, What?
Better than burgers? Turkey is famously known for its shawarma, baklava and the crazy amount of husbands that beat up their wives. This is not a... The post Husband Beats The Crap Out Of Her, and She...
View ArticleOops! Isis Recruit Takes Selfie, Gets Bombed The Next Day
We have our ISIS beginner kit. Now lets have some fun! It seems that ISIS has a great way of choosing its recruits. You need to apply, you need... The post Oops! Isis Recruit Takes Selfie, Gets Bombed...
View ArticleGrammar Nazis Rejoice: Missing Comma Invalidates Parking Ticket
Call me a Grammar Nazi if you want, but if you do, remember two things: 1. The systematic extermination of a culture is considerably more... The post Grammar Nazis Rejoice: Missing Comma Invalidates...
View ArticleAl Sharpton Sets Back Civil Rights on Dr. Martin Luther King Day
Free at last? Not if media hack/professional rioteer Rev. Al Sharpton has anything to say about it. Now, we know you don't normally come to... The post Al Sharpton Sets Back Civil Rights on Dr. Martin...
View ArticleBoxer-clad badass stops car thief like he’s John McClane
You think you're a badass? You think you got what it takes to be a man? Well the bar has just been raised by a nameless 25 year old Norwegian... The post Boxer-clad badass stops car thief like he’s...
View ArticleRed-Light Robin Hood Faces Serious Jail Time
If ever a crowd-funding project needed to exist, it would be for the legal aid of Stephen Ruth, who for all intents and purposes, is a great... Read More The post Red-Light Robin Hood Faces Serious...
View Article5 Things to Remember When You’re Arguing About Guns This Week
Another day, another senseless shooting. Such is life here in the good old US of A, and as is expected, the debate on what to do about guns has... Read More The post 5 Things to Remember When You’re...
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